Wasting Time So I Don’t Have to Study

• Has anyone else noticed that Forever 21 and H&M aren’t that cheap anymore?… $20 for a see through tanktop or a crop top with holes? No thanks… 
• Of course the day I’m off it’s muggy and gray and crap and sucky. 
• I don’t know how I convinced myself all semester long that I’m a calculus genius. Definitely catching up to me. 
• Thirty-three more days until SUMMA. Counting down the days. Except I have 2 midterms, 2 10-page papers, and 5 finals in my way. Holy. Am I even going to be alive come May 25th?
• This week I’m officially hating the world and everything that inhibits it. If you get what I mean. Just in cause you wanted to know. You probably didn’t, but I’d suggest staying out of my way. But I’ll probably still hate you. 
• I really don’t understand why I would need to calculate how much work it takes to push water out of some random-ass volume. First off, if I really wanted to conserve energy, I’d just tip that sucker over. How’s that for efficient engineering? Hire me!
• Someone please explain to me why eating is so much fun? 
• I know college is all about finding yourself and everything but Jesus. Did I meet someone else in high school? Cause I feel like I don’t even know who you are anymore. 
• I’ve gotten really good at guessing the words of which my dad is trying to think. It’s almost like a game. We’d be great Taboo partners. “The…the condition where you can’t breathe…” 

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Just one of those times where you wish you could just sleep until everything is miraculously better. 

henryyszeto:

j—tq:

timaeustestified:

description says:

(1) It is edible. No artificial colours. 96 calories.
(2) It tastes like real hamburger, cheese, ketchup, french fries and cola. It was delicious.
(3) It cost me 258 yen.

I AM SLIGHTLY SCANDALIZED BY THE IDEA THAT THIS TASTES LIKE A REAL BURGER BUT I WANT TO TRY IT SO BAD

O_O I’m so amused right now. This can’t be good for you in any way, shape, or form….

WWWWWTTTTTTTTTFFFFFFFFFFFFF

How is this even real life?… I want some McDonalds now, LOL

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Nothing Good Comes After 2AM

• After taking Calc 2 this semester, I’ve become extremely efficient in reading Greek letters. So basically I’m going to make my own sorority called Phi delta (not the triangle one) Nu Sigma Omega Theta. Fml if that’s already taken. I take no responsibility for the damage caused by hazing. Rush for the summer semester, y’all!
• “Any hip food fanatic craves for the hodge-podge of cuisines evident in San Francisco’s own Off the Grid.” LOL sometimes I don’t even know what I’m trying to say in my essays. I wish I could be short and sweet. Off the Grid is fucking delicious and everyone wishes they could go. Too bad everything is expensive. Alright, maybe that wasn’t that much shorter.
• Holy moley I went to junior prom two years ago. How the times have changed… 
• I never realized I could eat a hot dog, three pieces of chicken, some pork, grilled veggies, pesto potato salad, and ice cream bar, a strawberry shortcake and some strawberries all in one sitting. I’m a growing girl. Horizontally that is. 
• Dude people just love talking to me when I have to get down to business. Why do I enjoy conversation so much? Oh yeah, cause I don’t get that often. 
• I can really talk for days. DAYS. Give me a topic and I’ll talk. Nothing awkward though. 
• Hey, I kinda forgot you existed for a while. I feel like we should go back to the way things were… Deucessssss. 
• I’ll give it to you, no one can get me so frustrated as much as you do. Why do I keep holding on? I really dunno. 
• Me: Whats your name?
  This guy in my class: Darren
  What I should tell the poor guy: Just so you know I’m probably going to yell at you a lot, and make fun of you a lot, and overall be really mean to you. Don’t take this personally, it’s just that your parents unfortunately chose a terrible name for you.
• YEEEES! THANK YOU GROUPON! I definitely always wanted to take pole dancing lessons and buy copious amounts of wine! How about some deals for something useful, please?

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me:	i wish a boy would like me
boy:	i like you
me:	no not you

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pleatedjeans:

NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE, BITCHES!